I'm so Hollywood

Hola Chicos and Chicas! Wow, my Spanish IPOD courses are really paying off!

My roommate search has gained a little momentum. I had a 30-something Asian chick come check out my place on Saturday morning. So I spent all of Friday cleaning and trying to "gay" up my place to make it look like less of a bachelor pad. Basically I just ended up cleaning the place and making it spotless.

I was too tired to do the suggested things like candles, flowers, potpourri, men dressed in leather and bondage, etc. Since she is originally from Japan, I thought about maybe having a selection of sushi and sake sitting out. Or perhaps asking her to take her shoes off. I tried to have my Wii visible, though maybe I should have bought Dance Dance Revolution to seal the deal. Dammit! Afterthoughts. She seemed to like the place and said she got a good vibe off of me. She then bowed to me and I sumo wrestled her in response... hehe...ok I think I got out most stereotypes.

So after that, my roommate and I then had to play the waiting game. She told us that she was going to look at more places on Sunday and would get back to me then. It was like an audition. She told us we did a great job and put us on hold, so we sit around waiting to get that call to tell us we booked the gig! Well we didn't get any phone call. I emailed her and she emailed me back last night and told me that she still had a couple more places to see today and would let me know. The waiting game continues...

However, I did line up some other prospects. A couple of other guys are coming by tonight to check out the place. Hopefully someone decides to say yes soon, so I can stop stressing about moving and have someone lined up. I think the Japanese girl would be cool as a roommate, because I would love to go back to Japan to visit, so I'd have someone who I could go with. And in exchange, I can take her to Tijuana or something...ok maybe not quite an equal trade...

This is how I know I'm getting old. I spend all Friday cleaning. Was supposed to go do Karaoke Friday night. Fell asleep at 8pm and was out for the night. Then on Saturday I had a friend wanting to come hang out at 2am after she got off work at a strip club. I was like damn, how am I going to stay up til 2am! 10pm hits and I'm like ok, I'll take a nap and wake up at 1am. I sleep through my alarm and she calls me at 2 to see if she can come over. I'm like ehh...I'm sleeping, lets reschedule for next week. It's 2am! I'm not 27 anymore geez! Ahhh...I'm old... :(

On Friday, I met with a bankruptcy lawyer because I'm going to file for bankruptcy (duh!). I met the lawyer and was like oh my god, she is so beautiful! She's this Persian chick, extremely beautiful. I love Persian girls, I think they are hot! Too bad I have no shot since she's rich and she knows that I'm poor. It's never good to have someone look at your paycheck and say "Oh yeah, you could make 3 times what you make now and still file for bankruptcy with no problem." I'm like yeah...I'm poor...boobies...what? Bankruptcy will be pretty nice, it'll give me a fresh start. All of my credit card debt will be erased. So the $500 I put towards credit cards each month will now be able to go into my pocket and the g-strings of strippers. hehehe

I won't be filing til mid-september, so I'm enjoying my credit while I have it. The lawyer costs $1200 for everything, which isn't bad considering I'm getting 33K in debt erased. I just have to come up with $1200 in cash. I was like so...will you take credit card as payment???? :)

I have two lawyers now. TWO LAWYERS in 1 month! I'm soooo Hollywood now! haha It's crazy how one mistake has caused so much trouble. But I'm hoping this bankruptcy will help me recover and get things back on track. With the money I'm saving on credit cards, I can rebuild my savings, travel, afford to buy healthy groceries to lose weight. No more stress about money. My scooter will be paid off, so will my bail and other legal fees from earlier. I just can't buy a house for awhile. But this is LA, so I didn't have any plans to do that anyway. If I make a ton of money, I'll just buy the house cash right? haha

Great comments btw! You guys each wrote comments almost as long as my blog! lol

Comment Responses:

Bobby: I agree with getting back to the basics. Losing my credit cards will be a good thing, because it'll teach me to live more within my means. I've been living my life as a rich balla...even though I'm not. haha

Gladys: I'm NOT GUILTY...so I'm not a criminal. So you can visit! :) She told me all the info on bankruptcy and I absorbed most of the info...but it was hard to not be distracted by her hottness and my erection....

Olia: I'm going to stick in LA for three years, then I'll come to Texas so I can date your step-daughter. It's now my goal for you to be my mother-in-law. lol

Tony: I wish I had any extra money to make a real estate investment, especially now when things are cheap. My parents are visiting me in October and I will hopefully come down as soon as the charges get dropped. Haha, I have been charging. I spent $444 at costco, including a $95 bottle of Patron. And I'm taking my car in this week and telling them to fix everything!

Tamara: haha, thanks Team Mom! When are you coming to visit me? And you better actually see me this time!