And the final decision is....

Thanks everyone for your advice/opinion/feedback/STD's.

I talked to my mom for a long time yesterday and came to the conclusion that it's best for me to stay in LA and stick it out. I was like what! You don't want me to come home! :( Now I know what the refugees in Africa feel like! haha. I even have the matching potbelly right now.

Naw, it wasn't that I wasn't welcomed to come home. The main factor is my job. With the job market how it is, there's no guarantee that if I moved to Texas I would find a job right away and be able to start paying down my debt and most likely I wouldn't find a job that pays what I make now. Plus, in a year, when it's time to move back, who knows how hard it'll be to find another job. So it's best to stick around and keep the job I have now. I will however, most likely file for bankruptcy to help clear my debt. Who needs to buy a house in the next 7 years anyway right? I am meeting with a bankruptcy lawyer on Friday to see what my options are.

Sooo...the search for a roommate continues. I've revamped my listing in hopes of attracting someone. I now appear as a sexually obsessed Playboy model/stripper. Granted the guys may be disappointed when they show up to see the place and instead of Cashmere, I show pop out in a thong and nipple clamps, but hey, I can shake my moneymaker and win them over. :)

Otherwise, I'll just put in my 30 days notice at the end of the month and look for either a sublet or my own apartment. I've never actually had my own apartment before, I've either lived with a roommate or girlfriend, so it'll be interesting. I'll be looking forward to being able to walk around naked and not receive glares from my roommate and his friends/family. Maybe I can get a place with a pool, so I can finally get rid of these damn tan lines I have around my junk. Ahhh, nothing worse than pale junk, am I right ladies? Huh? Huh? Hello?

Another reason to stay is I don't want to risk moving home and procrastinating on coming back like many of you said. I also don't want to be the guy living at home still. haha writing my name on the orange juice... "Hey! Who drank my OJ! Dammit! Are we out of cereal mom?" It'll also make it awkward to bring the numerous ladies that I usually pull (stop laughing!) home for some mind blowing...video game playing?...I mean sex! Yeah mind blowing sex!


Comment Responses:

Tishara: Yes! I'm back to blogging! Your life is complete again! :)

Aron: Whoa whoa whoa... Army basic training???? Are you serious? You were in the army? Did you stay in the army or did you "tell" and get kicked out? lol And I agree, I can't have people thinking I failed in LA. We are so LA now, it's all about appearances haha.

Tony: Hookers are cheap??? Hmm...do they take credit cards? I have to use it now so that I can get it wiped off later with bankruptcy haha.

Gladys: Good advice Gladys. I agree with you and will stay. But you have to come visit me in LA. Deal?

Kathleen: I wish I could follow your path and move to Europe for a long time. You'r e my idol! No seriously, I envy you! Please adopt me and take me with you :)

Tamara: Nice sentence at the end. You should write fortune cookies ;) But yes, I agree with you about the job market. You sound like my mom! haha You both are wise in your old age lol jk ;)