Why Hello Again

Hello everyone!

It's been quite some time since I blogged on this site. I used to blog on here way back when I was starting to make it as a comedian. I then switched over to blogging strictly on my myspace site. If you never read my blogs there, I highly recommend you check them out at myspace.com/stanfordcomic. At one point I was doing a daily blog and not to brag...ok, well to brag a little, but many of them are quite funny.

Unfortunately, for now I'm not comfortable blogging on Myspace anymore. I may or ahem...may not... work for that site... And the management there decided to take an interest in what I was writing as opposed to...I dunno...doing their job and trying to prevent Facebook and Twitter from taking over and kicking Myspace's ass leading to hundreds of people being layed off?? Just a thought...

So I will start posting back on blogspot or blogger.com, I'm not quite sure what it is right now. I'll also post it in my Facebook for a little bit to get people interested in reading them. Please forgive me for starting off slow, I'm a little rusty...it's been awhile... oh wait, that's the speech I give before having sex with a chick... I'm so used to giving it that it just comes out at random times...kind of like my penis... :)

Here's the rules of the blog:

1. I encourage comments on my blog. Comments motivate me to write because it shows me that people are reading. If you comment on blogspot, even if you don't sign up for an account and do it under anonymous, please still sign your name in your comment. In the next blog, I will respond to your comment, so that's why I need to have a name to respond to. See, how that works?

2. You must read my blog naked. I don't know why...it just is more fun that way... plus I write my blogs naked, so it makes me feel more connected to you guys. Though it does get awkward when I'm writing my blog at the library, starbucks, or the old people's home... not awkward for me, but whoever's lap I'm sitting on.

3. Feel free to say anything you want, but don't diss each other in your comments. You can diss me, because I can handle it and I can dish it, but leave others alone.


Well now that we got the ground rules out of the way, lets ease our way into this bitch.

The past few months have been pretty hard on me. Actually the worst time of my life. I've gotten into some legal trouble which I will talk about after the said legal trouble has been dismissed. I've lost the girl I was in love with. I've lost my savings as a result of legal trouble. I've gone deep into debt. I'm losing my roommate who is also one of my best friends and as a result, may lose my kick ass place in Studio City if I can't find a new roommate soon. I've gained a bunch of weight as a result of all the stress I've been dealing with. I just found out one of my good friends Cain Lopez, who was a hilarious comedian, passed away from cancer. I was almost layed off from work. My car is falling apart. And my acting has seriously stalled. I keep making it to the final callback and then not booking it, which is more frustrating than not getting a callback at all.

So yeah, life really sucks right now. I'm even considering moving home to Texas for a year in order to help get out of debt and get back into stand up comedy. The next month will determine what I do. Most of it depends on if I get a roommate or not and if I get on this weight loss show or not.

Maybe I ran over a litter of puppies in my past life or something, because my luck right now is horrible. Everytime I think I've hit a new low, I get knocked down with something else. I've realized that I'm irritated by "glass half-full" people or people who always say "well it could be worse" or "be thankful for what you have." Here's the problem with that. When I say it could be worse, it THEN GETS WORSE! Or if I'm thankful for something, I THEN LOSE THAT SOMETHING! So stop telling me that you Dr. Phil wannabes! haha

Ok, well now that I got all that off my chest, I promise I'll keep future blogs light hearted, funny, and heavy on my wanting to have sex with girls, just like in the good ol' days when I blogged on Myspace.

I'm really hoping that if I move to Texas, right before I move, I book something big and "make it" as an actor. Then I can be one of those cliche actors who go on talk shows and am like yeah, I was about to leave LA and go home, but then I booked "Lost" and am now rich, famous, and getting laid like craaaaazy!

I can't wait to sleep this weekend. I've been having to get up in the middle of the afternoon everyday this week. I had an audition for a CBS sports commercial, then the next day I had the callback to go to and then the next day I finally got my scooter back. And trust me, the CBS commercial is nothing to be excited about. It's nonunion and doesn't pay much. It'll barely pay for a happy ending at a massage parlor...I mean so I heard...hehe...

Well I think this will be a good ending place for now. I'm going to start writing numerous blogs throughout the week, Mon-Friday, so be sure to check back often and read the newest blog if you're interested. I got all the depressing stuff in my life out of the way, so it'll be better from now on...hopefully...

OH YEAH! I learned something important yesterday. Never start sneezing while your peeing midstream! It makes quite the mess! :)

Till next week!