Ramblings

What's up my peoples! Or should I saw Wassup! I'm at that awkward age now, where I don't know if it's still cool to type my words to look like ebonics. When I say what's up, I feel like a square, old white person. Look, I even said "square," which is an old white people term. When I say "wassup" I imagine a 16 year old hoodrat, which makes me feel lame, or even worse, a 40 year old guy still sayin Wassssupppp, like those beer commercials that were played out years ago. I hate when people who are older than 21 type as if they are 13 year old girls typing on a keyboard that's missing all the punctuation keys and half of the alphabet. I shouldn't have to read my emails out loud in order to understand what the hell you're trying to tell me! I just want to know how your doing. How's you're life? How's that alcoholism working out for you? I'm not trying to decipher the DaVinci Code when reading your freakin email.

Being 25 years old, I also don't know what to do when I go to the movies with a homeboy. Do I still skip a seat inbetween us like I did when I was younger and didn't want to look gay? Or do we sit next to each other like adults? I guess it's not a big deal to sit next to my homeboy, though it is nice to have extra space, especially when your ass takes up extra space. On the other hand, sitting next to your homeboy does make it easier to hold hands and make out during the previews.... On similar note, why do my blogs always turn out so many gay references... It's because I'm secure in myself!... right?....maybe?... hopefully?...

Well life has changed a little for me lately. I now have 3 children and 4 baby's mamas... how the hell does that add up? I'm just kidding, I don't have any kids...(thanks to the "pulling-out" method of birth control! It's the best form of birth control. It takes great timing, a low sperm count, and slipping her the morning after pill the next day... "No baby, this pill is to keep you from getting a hangover, really!")

Actually, I was promoted at my job to supervisor. So now I supervise the night shift from 10pm-6am, leaving my days free for auditions and counting the hairs on my ass! I'm liking it so far, though right now I work Fri, Sat and Sun nights, so I have no weekend

Acting-wise, I've been going on a good number of auditions. I even was put on avail for one commercial, which is the final step before booking it. Unfortunately I didn't book it, otherwise I wouldn't still be talking to you Myspace losers... I mean, I didn't book it, otherwise I would have taken all of my great friends out for dinner! Yay, Hometown Buffet! One of the casting people did tell me I was their first choice for the commercial, but something must have happened right at the end and they decided to go a different way all of a sudden. Most likely, it was probably because they realized I was too sexy for their product and would overshadow the sale with my hunkness.

So yeah, that's what's been up with me. I hope to hear from people and let me know what you've been up to. If anyone wants to hang out on my weekends (Wed and Thurs) let me know (sobbing)... Wed and Thurs weekends suck! You know how much harder it is to find a good hooker on those days? Well do you? I didn't think so!

PS: GO MAVS!!!!

PSS: I am starting to like that fuckin Paris Hilton song, and I want to shoot myself in the earlobe because of it.