Horrible Morning Radio Shows

Now that I work 6am-2pm and now that I have a car stereo again, I've started listening to morning radio shows. I tuned into Kiss FM with Ryan Seacrest. This dude is like a big vagina with frosted hair. Everytime I listen, he's siding with girls about how bad guys are. And then he helps girls test their men with this segment called Ryan's Roses. This is where a girl has the radio station call their boyfriend and they ask him who he wants to send free flowers that he won to. If he doesn't say his gf then he's cheating. I know that the guy shouldn't have been cheating, but damn Ryan, why don't you ever set girls up to take a fall? I mean, if your going to catch a guy, at least test him with a hooker so if the guy cheats, he at least leaves with a blowjob as a parting gift.

Listening to his show is like listening to a radio version of The View with less testosterone. I know people always tease him about being gay, but I really do think he is gay. He talks to girls as a gay guy would. Always taking their side and saying the guy is a dog. He's the Gay Best Friend!

Unfortunately, there aren't many good or decent morning talk shows in LA. 100.3 the Beat isn't that good. John Sally is as funny as a puppy drowning. And Ananda or whatever her name is, tries to sound smart but really isn't. She's like one of those guys who go to jail, read a book, and try to come out acting as if they are now intellectuals who understand the world and politics and economics and tries to use big words, but they use them incorrectly. It's like slow down GED, lets learn the alphabet before you try quoting Socrates. And John Sally tries to act like he's all about the community. Come on Sally, you were a NBA player. We know you don't care. You were the unfunniest person on The Best Damn Sports Show Period, and that show had TOM ARNOLD on it! How can you host a radio show?

I haven't listened much to Big Boy on Power 106 because they are number 4 on my dial, and by the time I get around to that number I usually give up and put my IPod on. I'm not sure if it's good or not, so I won't give any comments.

But the WORST of the morning shows has to be Adam Corrolla on 97.1 Free FM. Oh my god! I know the ads say he's as funny as he thinks he is, and they are right. He's the only one who thinks he's funny. Every skit fails. It's like listening to a poorly ran college radio station. Together Corrolla and Jimmy Kimmel are pretty funny on the Man Show. Seperately, you wonder how they ever made it. Corrolla makes Andy Milonakis and Tom Green look like a comedy geniuses.

Ok, well that's my little rant for the day. You know who the best radio show is? Frosty, Heidi and Frank on Free FM from 10am-3pm. They are freakin hilarious and I listen to them when I drive home from work.

Who do you guys think are good or bad on radio? I'm in the market for new shows to listen to.