Make 'em say UHHHHHHH!!!

Guess who I just auditioned for????

Nope... guess again....

That's right, Master P! Damn, you're a good guesser.

My manager got me an audition for Master P. I guess he is doing some films and is looking for people to fill some roles. And honestly, who wouldn't want to be in a sequel to the Award Winning Blockbuster of a film, I Got the Hook Up! Hahaha, I auditioned for I Got the Hook Up Vol. 2 and to my surprise, Master P was actually doing the auditions himself. He's also directing the film. I was kind of shocked, because usually people who are big time don't go to first auditions. Plus I thought he was off ballroom dancing with some celebrities or ice skating, or whatever show he did. All kidding aside, I'm a huge fan of Master P. I guess it's a southern thang! I mean, "Freak Hoes, bounce that ass and make your knees touch your elbows!" Brilliant! And one of my favorite songs is his song, Rock Tha Boat.

So the audition was basically looking for comedic characters or comedians. So I went in and did two of my bits. And guess what? I BOMBED horribly. They barely laughed. I know that there were only 4 of them, but still, a little response wouldn't have hurt. I don't know if my material was too sophisticated. I started off with my clever joke about racial stereotypes and when that didn't go over well, I did a fat joke and got what little response I could.

I was a little embarrassed at first, because I originally thought it was an audition for one of his music videos. So my ass walks in wearing a thong and booty shorts... talk about feeling AWKWARRRRRRD.

So even though I messed up the audition and will probably never get a Master P film now (my one chance at getting an Oscar :( it was cool meeting Master P... or "P" as I call him now that we're best friends. And yes, I do the air quotes when I say P too. I'm hip. I'm with it.
So that was my exciting audition for the day. I also got called by a casting director who said the director saw my pic and wanted me to do a VERY featured role in an Anthony Hopkins film. I'm like WHAAAAAAAT!!!!!! Then my bubble got burst, because it was just extra work which I can't do. :(

Well hopefully something good comes along soon and I get a great gig. I sure could use the money. I'm starting my Nutrisystem diet this week. So that's an extra $300/month. I figure it's time to get serious and get back down to my sexy Robert weight. I know it's only 5 less pounds than what I'm at now, but I'm determined to get there ;)