I'm too sexy for this blog

So it's official, I'm a model. You all thought I was full of it when I said I plan on being the world's first plus size male model. But now you doubters can choke on my bacne.

Yesterday I shot my first print gig. It's for the advertisement of the upcoming film Fast Food Nation, based on the best selling book about fast food chains and the industry and it's effect on our country. As you can see, I'm a prime example of the effects fast food has on a person's body... it's makes us unbearably beautiful. So, I got paid a lot of money to pose and eat a huge Carl Jr's burger. And when they pitch it to the head honchos, if they pick one of my pictures to be the final print, then you guys may see me on posters advertising the movie.

It was cool doing a photo shoot. Usually I hate doing photo shoots for headshots, so this was a nice change. Of course throwing a big burger at me can make any event fun. You can shave my testicals with a rusty knife and I'll be happy if you throw some beef at me.

And I have a confession to make... I showed some skin... yes... I went topless for some of the shots. I felt like one of those midwestern girls who move to LA with big dreams and end up getting naked for a photographer. It was a little awkward though when the photographer looked up and saw me topless and asked me to please stop stripping and put my clothes on, because it wasn't that kind of shoot. I giggled and wiped the cocaine from my nose and put my shirt back on and pulled my pants back up over my g-string.

I also had to do some plumber shots, showing my butt crack. I wish I could say this was the first time I've ever had to do this... but it's not. I had to show some booty in this short film I did earlier this past summer. What can I say, the people demand to see my ass. Now I know what Jennifer Lopez feels like. Don't worry though, I'm still Robbie from the Block.

So it was a cool experience and hopefully they pick me for the final print and I get some exposure off of it. January 7th marks my one year anniversary in LA and print was the only kind of gig I hadn't done. Now I can mark that off. Not a bad start for 2006. Hopefully it keeps going.