Damn I'm Skinny

I decided it's time to lose weight and get back down to the weight I was at when I was a runningback in high school. I'm hoping to get to 220-ish.

I started to do this new diet called Nutrisystem, where they send you prepackaged food for you to eat. Basically you eat a healthy combination of carbs, protein, fruit, vegatables and water. I started on Thursday and in the past 4 days I've lost a freakin 6 pounds. Not bad for four days. I'm tellin ya, I'm freakin SKINNY now. I'm like annorexic looking. I look like the third Olsen sister. Ok, well maybe not that skinny yet.

Someone actually asked me why I was on a diet though. Are you freakin kidding me. Look at me. I'm huge! You know you need to lose some weight when you go to Supercuts and they can't even snap the hair bib around your neck. They got to tuck it into your collar. It would also be nice to be able to walk up to my second floor apartment without having to take a break inbetween floors. Is it normal to get winded while putting on shoes? Not even regular shoes, flip flops!

Ok, well enough dissing my weight. I'm determined to lose it now. To be honest, I stayed big for the past few years because I like food and I was getting ALOT of work as a big guy. Being big made me stand out and it was profitable. But now it's time to look after my health. Plus I haven't seen my penis in years...haha.. jk. My penis (I call him Winky) is my best friend and I see him at least every half hour for play time. So be on the look out. I'm going to start posting pictures of me as I lose weight. Hopefully it doesn't turn out to be like 2 pictures of me. One pic at my heaviest and the other is me 8 pounds lighter after a year of dieting.

Stay tuned and be on the look out for the new Robert Martinez.