OCD

So this past week was pretty cool. I had two auditions. The big audition was for a main part in the movie Scary Movie 4. Yes they are doing another one people. And it looks like they're putting a Mexican in it! Woohoo! Don't know how the audition went. Usually they film the audition, but I went in, read the scene a couple of times with the casting director, and that was it. There was a camcorder there, but I don't think he used it. Hopefully that was the case with the other actors and I just didn't suck so much that he didn't want to waste tape. The other actors seemed to be in and out quickly, so I'm praying that was the case. I wasn't as prepared as I usually like to be. I was told that I'd be improving the audition, but then I arrived and their was a scene from the script, so I only had a few minutes to go over the script.

Many people may think you just go in and read the script, but it's much more complicated than that. You have to make many decisions such as the attitude of the character, the motive of the character, any special gestures or ticks the character should do to make you stand out more, and of course, how much cleavage should I show and is the part worth having sex to get it. Many decisions to make with such little time. PLUS, I have the added pressure of deciding if I should attempt to do a Latin accent or not, which is stressful since my accent is as believable as a Mexican with car insurance...hehe...So I go in and actually end up starting the first part with an accent and finishing regular. I'm guessing it's not the best approach to an audition. Trying to salvage the audition, I started undressing, but the guy was not impressed and kicked me out. Next time I should wear the body glitter, it's more tempting... wow I sound gay. Maybe it's because my prison bitch picture from last halloween is staring right at me.

So, my second audition was very last minute. I was actually called and told to go straight over, it was just a one line part in the show Everybody Hates Chris. If I get it, I'll be appearing as the role of "The Ice Cream Man." I can just hear the Emmy's calling.

So I'm really liking my new agent and hope that I keep getting sent out often for films and tv. Hopefully I land something soon, because my soul is drained each night I go to work to hawk jewelry.

I also realized that I have a slight case of Obsessive Compulsive Disorder. But it's ok, because I have a bigger case of lazyness, so it cancels it out. For example, I'll be like, "Oh, I need to wash my hands again....(sigh)... eh, I just won't touch myself." Or, "I wonder if I left the gas on. I should go check...(sigh)...eh, I just won't light a match."

Or, "I wonder if I turned off the lights. I should go check...(sigh)... eh, I just won't pay the electric bill, that'll take care of it."

And finally, "Did I lock the door?...(sigh)... I just won't leave the apartment, then I won't have to worry about that."

Funny??? Yes? No?? Huh? Huh? Tell me! Tell me goddamit! ... Sorry about that, time to go take my pills...