Puppies

This week has been pretty hectic. On Monday, I drove to the Bay Area to do an audition on Tuesday for the lead in this feature film called One Way to Valhalla. Can't say it went as well as I would have hoped. I didn't get much positive response from the director. I don't think I really looked like they character they were going for. The character's name is Glenn, so that kind of tipped me off that they wanted a white guy. And the character was in his early 30's. Don't know if I can pull that off considering i'm 24. Plus the last time I auditioned for this casting director a couple of months ago, it was for a character that was 17 years old. So I'm reading for 17 year olds and 30 years olds. I guess they don't put characters in their 20's in movies anymore. If I get the role, it will be a serious shocker. Plus it means I'll have to go through with selling my soul. What can I say, I'm a man of my word.

My dog Bling Bling ended up having puppies as soon as I got back from the Bay Area. Another teenage mother, how sad. What can I say, the little slut takes after me I guess. She had four puppies. They look like little hamster rats. I call them the Rat Pack, because yes, I am just that clever. Is it sad, that out of instict, when the babies came out I was saying "I hope they don't look like me." That would be hard to explain to the girlfriend. "But baby, I was drunk one night and lonely. She kept sniffing me. One thing led to another. Apparently what happens in Vegas DOESN'T stay in Vegas."

Thursday I did a show and a lady was there to watch me perform. I was a little nervous, being that it was my first time performing as a topless showgirl. But being the performer that I am, I pulled it off to rave reviews. My boobs had the perfect jiggle that night.

Actually it was a comedy show, which made my showgirl performance a little awkward. The lady was a producer who was scouting Latino comedians for Fox DVDs. She was impressed and said she really liked me. So hopefully that will lead to some work and MONEY, which I need desperately. The donkey shows just don't pay like they used to.

Next week I have an audition for this new sketch comedy tv show on SiTV. The producer saw me perform already, so he liked me and wanted me to come in. Hopefully I do well. I have to develop three characters and do a minute each for the characters. I'm a little nervous because I don't know how well I would do with sketch comedy. I did a sketch comedy show in college, but this is professional. I just hope I do well and get a chance to be on a tv show. It would really be great and a huge career boost. Being that I have no career now, any gig is considered a career boost.

Besides that, not much else is going on. I didn't get the anti-smoking commercial I auditioned for a couple of weeks ago. I thought I had a great chance at it, because I was funny in the audition. I guess asking "Does anti-smoking mean just anti-cigarettes or anti-marijuana too?" wasn't the best idea. Oh well, live and learn.